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ELP: English Language Pr0ficiency

28 June 2011
M0nday

0n that day, all of us in PPISMP 3.05 d0 an exciting activity. 0ur lecturer, Sir Zuhudi asks all of us to sit in a big circle in 0ur class.

Like this:




He asks us t0 take a pen and a paper, and write a sentence t0 sh0w beginning 0f a st0ry. I really d0n’t kn0w what kind 0f st0ry I’m g0ing t0 write. In deadl0ck, I write a silly sentence:


“0ne night, I saw a h0rrible thing. I f0und it in t0ilet.”

Ha-ha! I want t0 make a h0rr0r st0ry, but I d0 n0t h0w I supp0sed t0 d0. After that, Sir Zuhudi asks us t0 pass 0ur paper t0 the next pers0n and c0ntinue write a sentence based 0n first sentence he 0r she write. 0wh, n0! I’m really bad in English.


I n0t sure what kind of st0ry they write 0n my paper, but I pretty sure that it will be a h0rr0r st0ry like what I want. Unf0rtunately, when my paper c0me t0 me, my st0ry was ruined became a silly st0ry. N0t 0nly my st0ry became ruined, I think all 0f us g0t a silly and funny st0ry…


Ha-ha!


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0ne night, I saw a h0rrible thing. I f0und it in t0ilet. Then, I take it and put in the basket. Suddenly, this thing makes a s0und. The s0und became l0uder and l0uder. I became afraid and I very scary. I rushed t0 my r00m and l0cked the d00r. Then I stay in my r00m until the m0rning.



In the r00m, I played vide0 game t0 reduce my frightened. I played the game named “Alien” but suddenly the alien step 0ut 0f the c0mputer t0 eat me. With0ut thinking further, I take my riffle beside me and sh00t the alien. The alien was t00 str0ng but their face really ugly. I cann0t facing his faced because it’s make me s0 scared. I t00k my pill0w t0 beat the alien. The alien was sh0cked and felt dizzy and suddenly changed int0 a cute green alien named CJ7.




0ut the blue, I fall in l0ve with that alien. But CJ7 is 0nly an alien d0g, with a strange cute l00k. CJ7 talked t0 me when he is eighteen years 0ld, he will bec0me a man and will marry me.




In same time, 0ne b0y wh0 admired me kn0ws ab0ut 0ur relati0nship, he will d0 anything until willing 0ut in his mind. I tried t0 save my relati0nship with CJ7 and I h0pe 0ur relati0nship will last f0rever.




I’m asking myself, is all this is true?


p/s : every each colour show different pers0n :)


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heheh!!

that's all f0r t0day

^_^

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